Yaaaay! Sonic made an entry! I was a bit worried there, for a sec! I thought that bloke was cactus or somethin'!
But why's he all mangled like that? He looks like he had a tough blue with somebody! I bet the guy was built like a brick shit house if he's able ta bruise up ol'Sonic like that!
An' what's all the earbashin' 'bout Chaos Emeralds? They important in this city or somethin'? They can't be tougher than the Sol Emeralds, right? Now those are some bloody bonzer gems, they are!
Oh, I just remembered, I was gonna tell all ya dags about my Egg Huntin' Adventure! Are ya ready? Let's get goin'!
Captain Marine's Egg Hunt!
0900h. I woke up an' I was bloomin' tired, but I didn't let that stop me. I put on my treasure huntin' gear an' set off through the city, first startin' at the park. The snow is kinda melted,
so I slipped an' fell on me date a few times- wait I shouldn't tell 'em that! so I had ta be extra careful, but Captain Marine's always careful! I knew she'd be apples, and I knew that the booty'd be mine. There'd been talk of some egg hunt goin' on on a day called "Easter". Lucky fer me that I heard it! I'm as tin-arsed as they come, ya know? Anyway, there I was, crouched low and makin' me way through the park. The sun'd started comin' up awhile ago, but nobody was around. They musta all been snoozin' somewhere. Buncha bludgers.
After some lookin', I finally found what I'd been lookin' fer! The treasured EGGS. Some were gold, others were pink, some were all sorts o'colours! I really hit the jackpot this time! Blimey, I was gonna be famous!
They were all nestled like an' comfy looking in a basket. So, with my ace treasure nabbin' skills, I
stole yanked yoinked What am I, Captain Whiskers of the Pirates?... I took the eggs for meself and hurried back to my dingy, somethin' I managed to get while I was lookin' for materials with Bones Boy. (Blimey, where is that bloke anyway?)
I decided ta inspect the eggs and I found out somethin' even more brilliant!! They had stuff inside 'em! Of course, I checked all of them ta make sure they weren't poisoned or filled with traps or bombs-- I'm a good Captain, I watch out for me crew!
END OF THE HUNT.
So, me mates, check yer mail at the post office, I got y'all an egg with treasure inside!!
[ooc: The eggs are big, but not too big and are plastic. On the inside are little candies and a miniature toy-- Marine has also put a note inside that says "INSPECT WHAT YER EATIN' SO YOU DON'T EAT THE TOY, YA DAGS."]